Last Fuck Candle
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Enjoy a little glow from a snarky, Magical Midlife inspired candle. Free shipping in the US.
My Last Fuck.
Oh look, it's on fire.
K.F. Breene and friends engineered the scents and filled the jars, building these from the ground up. Because of that, they are not perfect. They are also very potent. They didn't get the physics of the thing totally right. Bad smell in your mansion? No problem. This candle can handle it.
They told the author to get a hobby, and boy did she.
Scents:
Creme Brule
Coconut Lime Seabreeze
Sandalwood Lavender
Size: enormous. True measurements were lost with the order for the jars from "no one knows where".
Material: soy and wine. One was for the candle. One was heavily consumed during candle creation.
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Where fantasy gets feisty...
Wall Street Journal, USA Today, and Amazon Charts bestselling author of paranormal romance and fantasy that bites back. With millions of books sold, K.F. Breene is your go-to for magic, mayhem, and morally questionable men.
When she’s not writing spellbinding stories, she’s probably sipping wine, plotting mayhem, or ignoring her out-of-work treadmill. Want to know what really keeps her up at night?
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