Use everyday or just show off your bookish merch with a glass cutting board featuring a KFB design or quote. Free shipping in the US.

11" x 8"
Textured Glass Top
Smooth bottom with rubber feet

Choose from these designs:

(General Attitude)
1. All hail, her royal heinous
2. When life gives you lemons, you ask grapes to bail you out (option 1)
3. be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, "oh crap, she's up!"
4. I'm not always a bitch. Just kidding, go fuck yourself
5. When life gives you lemons... (option 2)
6. Queen of Awkward Hugs

(Magical Midlife)
7. Feck off, yer ruinin' the taste of me beer
8. Feck off, ya gobshite
9. Submit to the darkness
10. Basajaun Special Brew (option 1)
11. Basajaun Special Brew (option 2)
12. Remember to stop and eat the flowers

(Other Book Merch)
13. AROR label
14. Queen of Fuckery banner
15. I do not cause trouble; I create mayhem
16. All aboard the train of bad decisions, toot toot!
17. Fragile as a battle axe
18. Book dragon with KFB titles

Please note: Since these items are made personally by the Breene Team, they might have slight imperfections, just like KFB herself.

See examples in the pictures.

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