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Custom Etched Slate Coasters

Custom Etched Slate Coasters

Regular price $2.50 USD
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Protect your surfaces with bookish quotes and snarky attitudes. 

Circular slate coasters measuring 4" in diameter. Each has three felt feet to keep from scratching or slipping off surfaces. 

Choose from the following designs:

1. Feck off, yer ruinin' the taste of me beer
2. Feck off, ya gobshite
3. Submit to the darkness
4. Basajaun Special Brew
5. All hail, her royal heinous
6. Queen of Fuckery
7. I do not cause trouble, I create mayhem
8. Welcome to debauchery, my darling. We're going to have a whole lot of fun.
9. Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, "oh crap, she's up!"
10. I'm not always a bitch. Just kidding, go fuck yourself
11. Fragile as a battle axe
12. All aboard the train of bad decisions, toot toot

Please note - since these items are made personally by the Breene Team, they might have slight imperfections, just like KFB herself. 

See examples in the pictures. 


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