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Custom Insulated Water Bottle or Coffee Thermos

Sale price$22.00

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Only 4 units left
Color:Salmon

Custom etched insulated water bottle or coffee thermos. 36oz. Free shipping in the US. 

Showcase your favorite K.F. Breene character with these insulated tumblers, etched with your favorite character quotes! Personally etched by Mr. Breene himself. There are several designs to choose from, but all feature the K.F. Breene logo on the other side.

Capacity: 36oz / 800ml
Interior: Stainless Steel
Accessories: unscrewable drinking or pouring nozzle
Dimensions: 8.5" x 8.5" x 12" 
Listing is for one (1) item. 

Color options:

  • Navy
  • Forest green
  • Salmon (thankfully it is not scratch and sniff)

Choose from the following designs:

1. Feck off, yer ruinin' the taste of me beer
2. Feck off, ya gobshite
3. Submit to the darkness
4. Basajaun Special Brew
5. All hail, her royal heinous
6. Queen of Fuckery
7. I do not cause trouble, I create mayhem
8. Welcome to debauchery, my darling. We're going to have a whole lot of fun.
9. Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, "oh crap, she's up!"
10. I'm not always a bitch. Just kidding, go fuck yourself
11. Fragile as a battle axe
12. All aboard the train of bad decisions, toot toot

Please note: Since these items are made personally by the Breene Team, they might have slight imperfections, just like KFB herself. 

See examples in the pictures. 

Custom Insulated Water Bottle or Coffee Thermos
Custom Insulated Water Bottle or Coffee Thermos Sale price$22.00

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